The shoes you hesitated to buy. The shoes that caused a few blisters those first few runs. The shoes you wore the first time you ran an entire minute without stopping. The shoes that went out with you every 5am. The shoes you wore for your first race. The shoes that let you discover your strength. The shoes you wore as you hit double-digit miles. The shoes that got you through the divorce, the death, or whichever nightmare befell you. The shoes you wore as you learned that you’ve got this applied to you. The shoes that will never be thrown out. The shoes you love, and oddly enough, respect. The shoes that changed you forever.
Asics makes these shoes.
Spec # 1: Asics Gel Exalt-3
My pair, since 2017. They’re getting a glass case one day.
Does your life suck? Are you struggling to get basic essentials? Do your dreams seem out of reach to you? Have you tried… money?
Money is a physical (and increasingly digital) product that allows you to meet your needs. Want some extra dinners this week? Give your grocery store more money, and they will allow you to leave with more food! Want to get in shape? You can use the equipment and facilities at a gym in exchange for a monthly sum of - you guessed it - money! Moneymoneymoney!
Money has been a part of civilization for a while now, but it’s getting a bad rep. Greed, evil, corruption, and similar darknesses often get blamed on money. New research however shows that human flaw and imperfection is actually at the source of these insidious problems, and that money is simply a tool to get what we want. Good or evil, it’s up to us!
Money comes in a variety of currencies throughout the globe, but we recommend that you get money in the currency of your current location. However, top currencies are always in demand, so US Dollars, Pounds Sterling, or Euros are recommended if you have access to them.
Although there was a time people carried money in their pockets, known as “cash”, money is largely stored digitally now. Take your money to a bank, put it in an account, and wowza! It’s miraculously contained within the intangible digital matrix of currency, available to you whenever, wherever (unless there’s a global crash or national electronic service disruption of some kind, but hey, that’s unlikely).
Money. The Absolutely Essential Thing That’s Losing Value Everyday Due to Inflation But More Important Than Ever Due To Inflation, Housing Costs, and Everything Being So Expensive. Try it out today.*
*job, inheritance, or crime required.
Spec # 2: Infomercial for Money
Silk. Fine whisky. A safe landing.
Add the Pilot V-Sign Pen to the list.
It’s not a fabric. It’s not an aged liqueur. It’s not a plane arriving at your dream destination.
But it writes just as smooth.